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The Public Bathroom


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“Did you see a changing table in the women’s bathroom?” April asked.

“No, no changing table,” Grandma said. She pursed her lips together in an apology.

“But it seemed clean enough,” she added.

“I guess I’ll have to change Alleke’s diaper on my lap,” April said, taking one more bite of her sandwich and setting it aside.

“I can do it,” I said.

April hesitated. “Okay,” she said.

I gulped the rest of my water, then reached for the diaper bag.

“Okay, what do I do?”

April raised her eyebrows.

“I mean, what do I do if there’s no changing table?” I asked, lifting Alleke into my arms.

“Well,” April said. “You sit down in the bathroom. You put Alleke on your lap. And you change her diaper.”

“I have to sit down?” I asked, grimacing.

April smiled.

“Oh, and I would put down that water-resistant mat we have in the diaper bag,” April added. “You don’t want her to pee on you. We still have three more hours in the car.”

I shook my head and walked off to the bathroom.

The bathroom was one small room, a cube, with a toilet and a sink. It looked clean enough, but looks don’t tell you much in a public bathroom, especially when you’re contemplating sitting on the floor.

The floor looked about the same everywhere (well, at least everywhere I looked. In better judgment, I chose not to look behind the toilet or under the sink). I decided on a spot close to the door because it was as far away from the toilet as I could get, which in actuality, wasn’t that far.

I didn’t want to touch the floor with my hands, so instead, I pressed my back against the wall and slowly lowered Alleke and myself to the floor. It felt a bit like repelling off the side of a rock face for the first time–slow and steady, fully aware of what awaits below if anything goes wrong.

We got settled on the floor alright, considering, and with a little extra care, I managed to change Alleke’s diaper without dropping anything on the floor and keeping Ali entertained.

“We did it,” I said, walking up to our table where April and Grandma were waiting with their coats on.

“She didn’t cry,” I said, “and neither did I.”

We walked to the car, and I told them the whole story. I finished as we pulled onto the highway.

Grandma was holding her book on her lap, and she looked at me.

“Maybe next time,” she said, “you could put down the lid on the toilet and sit there while you change Alleke.”

She paused.

“Instead of sitting on the floor,” she added.

She smiled, thoughtfully, then opened her book and began to read.

7 COMMENTS

Natalie said...

An alternate is to change her in the car. You recline one of the front seats all the way back and use that as the changing table, of course still using your portable changing pad. I do this with the doors closed when we are at the park in the wintertime.

February 6, 2007 at 4:38 pm

kellyinmadrid said...

YOU SAT ON THE FLOOR OF A PUBLIC BATHROOM?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!

sorry, but i love grandma’s response. very graceful.

February 6, 2007 at 4:55 pm

Chloe said...

I’ve sat on the floor of a public bathroom and nursed Asher, also trying to believe that everything was as clean as it looked. And we just recently tried the car seat diaper change with the doors closed since it was negative degrees outside. It went well. I recommend it. Do they even have toilet seat covers in public bathrooms?

February 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm

Anonymous said...

I have heard that a cell phone carries more germs than a public restroom toilet. Random thought for the day.

February 6, 2007 at 8:45 pm

zygote daddy said...

Yeah, I’ve been known to use a public bathroom floor or two. If it has more than one sink, I’ve found that using the little skinny bit of counter between the sinks works ok. I figure a little extra fecal coliform will strengthen his immune system, right?…

February 6, 2007 at 11:14 pm

spain dad said...

Yes, zygotedaddy, I had the very same thought about fecal cauliflower. :)

Chloe, good point. Actually, in Spain it’s an everyday experience to walk into a restroom and find a toilet without a lid or a seat, and no toilet paper.

So much to look forward to, and somehow, I’m very ready to be back in Madrid!

February 7, 2007 at 2:01 pm

Jonathan and Angela Shupe said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kelly, that is stinking hilarious!! I was reading through your story, and then you started talking about sitting on the floor and I was like, “ah no dude don’t do that!!” Public restroom floors are….I don’t know, just plain wrong!!! I hesitate to put a duffle bag on the floor let alone sit on one:). Poor Ali:) Although Zygote daddy probably has a point, a little fecal cabbage might be good for the immune system. hmmm….

February 8, 2007 at 2:24 am

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